I've ulcers again. Painful ones. My tongue is presently being ravaged by them as I write this. Watermelon-rind powder is useless, except for a thirty second relief. I am too cowardly to apply salt, and I'm not taking coffee powder.
At least this one isn't that bad. Nothing beats Bunny-Rabbit. Oh yeah, I forgot to say it. . .I name my meaner ulcers. Bunny rabbit was by far the worst ulcer. It was at the tip of my tongue, and it held me in captivity for days. Weeks. The one I have now is not so bad. Yet. I'll call it Gollum.
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